As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Live with a mission

Rise up oh heart, for there is another battle to win.

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Let your life choices tell others of your wonderful God as you walk through life worshiping Him.

In expression of Fatherhood I evolve to become - all I was destined, to be.

Everyone should get dirt on his hands each day. Doctors, intellectuals. Politicians, most of all. How can we presume to uplift the life of the working man, if we don't respect his work?

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

Positive thinking can be contagious. Being surrounded by winners helps you develop into a winner.

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My words are like a ship, and the sea is their meaning. Come to me and I will take you to the depths of spirit.