As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

I renounce the higher harmony altogether. It's not worth the tears of that one tortured child who...prayed..with...unexpiated tears to 'dear, kind God!

Thoughts are meant to be words and words are meant to be written and what is written becomes a figment of the literature

The best path through life is the highway.

Try becoming a person people want to be with rather than conforming yourself to the false identity of what you conceive their ideal to be.

With people increasingly faced with turmoil, uncertainty and crisis, I wanted to create music that uplifts the listener and offers a sense of hope to prevail.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

Nobody doubts my partisanship, but a lot of the activity is nonpartisan.

A place is a story, and stories are geography, and empathy is first of all an act of imagination, a storyteller's art, and then a way of traveling from here to there.

You tolerate me. You really tolerate me!

Science does not have a moral dimension. It is like a knife. If you give it to a surgeon or a murderer, each will use it differently.