As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body.

A libertarian is someone who graduated from thinking that there are problems with the state to realizing that the state is the problem.

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

I search for the realness, the real feeling of a subject, all the texture around it... I always want to see the third dimension of something... I want to come alive with the object.

Change is the only constant in life. Ones ability to adapt to those changes will determine your success in life.

To be a great pilot you have to make a pact with the devil, but don't let him swallow you up.

Most songs come from being attentive. Attentive to life, attentive to scripture, attentive to your heart. Pay attention!

I'm too old to do crazy things anymore.

Lyrics are coming to you all the time. I get inspiration in the middle of the night.

This is the funny thing about Skype. No one is really looking into the camera. People always looking down because they're looking at the image. You wish the camera was there in the center.