As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Be careful because God's gifts alone are not able to give you joy

String of fate brings two people together and it is love's job to keep them there.

Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted."Shut up, please, or I'll kill you, " Mr Tiny replied.

I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to. It belongs to you.

The best of all the preachers are the men who live their creeds.

Of all the things that men may heed 'Tis most of love they sing indeed.

It's time to find out what the truth really is that's out there.

One of the greatest evidences of God's love to those that love him is, to send them afflictions, with grace to bear them.

Being is only Being for Dasein.

A lot of liberals don't believe in American exceptionalism, but it doesn't mean they don't love America.