As a kid, I loved Godot because of the poetry and the humor and the strangeness, but then as you get older, its much more resonant.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people's pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you a thief.

Horses change lives. They give out young people confidence and self-esteem. They provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls, they give us hope.

a major reason why we wake up each day is to know the real reasons why we wake up each day

Sleep is a hint of lovely oblivion.

Live and die your own way, unnoticed.

We make promises to the extent that we hope-and keep them to the extent that we fear.

The Fates are here because of supernal anger, celestial imbalance, and arrogance of men and gods that must be curbed.

Looking at the individuals who suffered the most during the hurricane, you could see that those with underlying medical problems were at greater risk.

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!