As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand.

The scariest people are usually the sweetest.

Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

'Hostel' is that's how I feel about what's going on in Iraq. There's people that just want money and people are being sacrificed for it.

I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group a suicide bomber is the antichrist and to one he's a hero.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

If you weren’t born with a silver spoon in your mouth, use Cosmic Ordering.

See mirror, every time you will miss me and look deeper into your eyes till you will find me.

You should be more carefulwhen you move, my dearwhat with you...spilling moonlightinto my poem, with a mereflick of your hand.

It is the aim of good government to stimulate production of bad government to encourage consumption.

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow but only saps today of its strength.

Angling is somewhat like poetry, men are to be born so: I mean, with inclinations to it, though both may be heightened by discourse and practice

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.

And you yourself are recognizing that you are in 'relationship with a beautiful and powerful woman and we both definitely don't want to surrender to each other'.

The future will belong to the nature-smart.

Whether two birds of a feather fly or fall, it'll be together.