As a libertarian I believe we should have a federal government simple and circumscribed enough to be run by an average, dull, normal American. With George W. Bush we have half the equation in place.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

This was different, spontaneous, unrestricted. This was what dancing was supposed to feel like - like freedom.

The only people who are qualified for miracles are the people who have qualified themselves by doing their own best.

STARTLING & INVENTIVE...This is not a movie that lets go of you easily.

First I was 'angry,' then 'spiritual.' Now I don't know what I am.

Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.

Music survives everything, and like God, it is always present. It needs no help, and suffers no hindrance.

I say that I played a doorstop in Dune because I remember standing around a lot. I was down there for months.

You will never fulfill your destiny doing work you despise.

When you get on stage, you can be anything. You are removed from reality in a way, the real world.

A lot of artists write about the same things their whole career.