As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

Pray when you feel like praying, " somebody has said. "Pray when you don't feel like praying. Pray until you do feel like praying.

once you stop communicating as much as you use to, your friendship would not last. people change and people make new friends.

Happiness is . . . appreciating what we have while having it!

Humans are the unrivaled plague the nature has even seen.

I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come.

Life is a sleazy stranger, who looks vaguely familiar; flirting with a bimbo named disaster at the end of the bar.

I thought, as I have my living to get, and have not eaten today, that I might go a- fishing. That's the true industry for poets. It is the only trade I have learned.

Everyone is the keeper of a dream

There is no substitute for a local newspaper that is doing its job.

What happens in New York affects national policy in very significant ways.