As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.

If you debate the wise, no matter how poor, they will hearken to wisdom.If you debate the foolish, no matter how rich, they will mock wisdom.

Know yourself in order to be better not to criticize and judge yourself

Leave the beaten track behind occasionally and dive into the woods. Every time you do you will be certain to find something you have never seen before.

He started to sing as he tackled the thing. That couldn't be done, and he did it.

Until the public demands otherwise, the policy makers will continue to serve their financiers.

I have to get involved in my own kind of way 'cause I always want to respect my own judgments. I have to respect my own time.

Processes don't do work, people do

I would love to collaborate on a graphic novel with an artist - I'm terrible at drawing but I really love that genre.

I'm a religious woman. And I feel I have responsibility. I have no modesty at all. I'm even afraid of it - it's a learned affectation and it's just stuck on me like decals.

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . .