As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I don't have a lot of downtime.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

Look, we're in the time of the anti-hero.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

If you force yourself to smile, within a couple minutes, you feel happy.

I never had trouble getting an agent. I went out and got my first couple roles, and literally within six months I never had to have another job other than acting.

I play DEA, CIA, FBI, LAPD; I got 'em all.

And life is beautiful, love is beautiful, nature and music are beautiful. Everything we experience is a gift, a present we should cherish and pass on to those we love.

Pretend and it will be true.

We should understand that our problems do not exist outside of ourself, but are part of our mind that experiences unpleasant feelings.

Bohemia is a commune in which the Revolution is over and everyone is a member of the aristocracy

We Latinos are in a growing stage in the NBA. It's all part of the international basketball boom.

I could have signed for Newcastle when I was 17, but I decided I would be better off at Carlisle. I'd had a drink that night.

See things as you would have them be, instead of as they are.

The United States needed a civil war to unite properly.

The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.

Now 'tis spring, and weeds are shallow-rooted; Suffer them now and they'll o'ergrow the garden.