As a musician I'm kind of nomadic, Waldo-like. I show up in different places, and I'm witness to unbelievable things.

Because we all need to believe in movies, sometimes.

Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.

Perhaps it is better to have a place to go to that you hate than to have no place at all.

A critic knows more than the author he criticizes, or just as much, or at least somewhat less.

Daily papers in England used to have an entire page of the paper dedicated to what the Beatles had done the day before.

Ambition never is in a greater hurry that I; it merely keeps pace with circumstances and with my general way of thinking.

REJECT ALL FORMS OF CORRUPTION THAT DIVERT RESOURCES FROM THE POOR

Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

You can tell when someone is just trying to use you. It becomes just someone who's hanging around. Whenever someone sucks up to me, it never goes anywhere because I'm too boring a guy.

An artist is someone who makes art... He didn't invent it.