As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

There was something much greater she needed to feed her soul, and perhaps one day soon she would go...

We cannot choose our circumstances, but we can choose how we handle them.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

Maybe deep down inside we were all still in our formative years. Maybe it was never too late for any of us to change.

The principle was right there - you couldn't miss it. The more we did for our customers, the more they did for us.

To manifest your hearts desires you must BE what your heart desires.

I love working closely with people.

. . . from what he knew about the Creatures of the Dark they wouldn't waste their time laying elaborate traps. They'd just eat someone.

If a man wants to be an artist, he should never look at pictures.