As a rule, she didn’t like boys very much, but she had to admit, Charlie was actually pretty nice.

To my faithful readers, because a book is like a pie—the only thing more satisfying than cooking up the story is knowing that somebody might be out there eating it up with a spoon.

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made.

Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name—PIE.

Alice wondered if her mother was aware that she wasn’t the only one in town who’d come down with a bad case of Blueberry Fever.

Lardo was getting on in years, and his big belly tended to slow him down a bit.

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything

The moral is that the shape of a society must depend on the ethical nature of the individual and not on any political system however apparently logical or respectable.

God dramatically slew one monstrous opponent and then threw us into the arena against a stronger and more vicious foe.

I went to the Wharton School of Finance, the toughest place to get into. I was a great student.

Satire is dependent on strong beliefs, and on strong beliefs wounded.

When I get in the sun I get very tanned. You can't tell me from the native fishermen in Hawaii or Mexico.

Simplification is as much in the mind as it is in the device.

I've actually worked out more pregnant than when I wasn't.

I just try to think of celebrations that suprise people, that people have fun with, and that people enjoy.

Rich people believe in themselves. They believe in their value and in their ability to deliver it. Poor people don't. That's why they need "guarantees."