As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome as I got.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

What luck has gave you will probably leave you.

you are here.the moontides are here.and that’s all that matters.

Be thankful that you are on your feet, for there are people who can't even walk down the street. - RVM.

The gondola of London [a hansom].

The most difficult part of dating as a single parent is deciding how much risk your own child's heart is worth.

At all events, I do not mean to leave it unaltered.

The object of my worship lies beyond perceptions reach. For those who see, the Ka'ba is a compass, nothing more.

No child can repay his father unless he finds him enslaved and then buys him and sets him free.

My interest in matters more directly concerned with the handling of particles was growing, in the meantime, stimulated by many contacts with people understanding accelerators.

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