As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune.

The Apocalypse would definitely put a crimp in my career plans.

Most of us would kill ourselves if we were as talent-free as Elizabeth Hurley.

Im a shy person. I contradict my own profession, because Im an introvert in a very glamorous world.

My favorite thing is to go where I've never been.

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.

The real value in everything you do is in the details.

Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.

I dig all kinds of competition.

I do not remember the most challenging one but I remember that many of the titles I have recorded have been quite challenging for me.