As an actor, it doesn't happen often that somebody sends you a script that is first of all that good.

I come from the stage. I started my career as a stand-up comedian and then later on became an actor.

If you watch a movie, it never happens that you see a character that is in every single scene.

Some like to start from the inside and then go to the outside. I'm the other type of actor. First, I have to know how my character looks, how he walks, how he drives, how he eats.

If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn't exist.

People who score zero are not only those who do not participate in the game, but also those who play very well but have no goal in focus!

I would hate to be immortal forever.

I want to be like Ben Folds. Everyone loves his music, but you could be sitting next to him on a plane and never know it." "I would much rather people know my music than know my name.

If you give a discount there's a desperation there and I like to substitute desperation with service and real quality. And the desperation goes away.

Real beauty lies in the spiritual accord that is called love which can exist between a man and a woman.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

Good days are upon us.

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

I wanted to be a cattle rancher when I was young, because it was what I knew and I loved it.