As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

My parents were really nice to me.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

Doing things the right way now is the cost of your future.

We designed Google to be the kind of place where the kind of people we wanted to work here would work for free.- Urs Hölzle

I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony.

A legend - now I am like a unicorn.

That we have some history together that hasn’t happened yet.

A good preface must be the root and the square of the book at the same time.

There's certain things in life that I love. One is architecture. And music, culture, food, people. New Orleans has all of that.

Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not.

Social peace requires reciprocity.

Being humble is cooler than being famous.