As far as I'm concerned, everything bad that happens in the world stems from the same place, they're people who don't feel important.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

We who burrow in filth every day may be forgiven perhaps the one sin that ends all sins.

Teachers thought I was stupid, parents believed I was retarded, lecturers assumed I took drugs but I was a writer.

I'd been ill and hadn't trained for a week and I'd been out of the team for three weeks before that, so I wasn't sharp. I got cramp before half-time as well. But I'm not one to make excuses.

The media only report stupid or careless answers, not stupid or unfair questions.

My God! So sad to hear about Amy Winehouse! My deepest condolences to her friends and family and fans. You will be missed Amy xoxox

What's important for me is to give my daughters a well-rounded education and a mixture of people in their lives. They'll make their own choices. I think they would be good in show business.

It's not insincere to say you're happy if your determined to make it true and live in that consciousness.

I just don't have words to express how proud I am of this race team.

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents!

It seems like the right thing to do is tackle problems other people aren't working on.