As far as I'm concerned, the people who aren't paying taxes don't get to run around claiming that they built everything, that the built the roads and that they built the bridges and so forth.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I said I was impressed, Martha. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Film your murders like love scenes, and film your love scenes like murders.

If you want to be a champion you cannot have any kind of an outside negative force coming in to deflect you.

It is absurd to look for perfection.

I’m trying to do better than good enough.

I have always been psychic. The walls of any room I walk into talk to me.

That special substance according to whose mass and degree of development all the creatures of this world take rank in the scale of creation, is not bone, but brain.

Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.

Academic staff rather enjoy coming to conclusions, but they don't like coming to decisions at all.