As far as liberals are concerned, the Democrats are concerned, when the New York Times clears you, you are cleared.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The p'int of good writing is to know when to stop.

A steadfast heart does not stray from the path.

Don’t we get into God’s Word so it can get into us? So that it can interrupt us, change us, satisfy us? How sad to simply settle for learning facts about the Bible when it was meant for so much more

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work.

The triumphs of a mysterious non-meeting are desolate ones; unspoken phrases, silent words.

Married life had taught Toran the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood.

I'm many things: I'm a convicted rapist, I'm a hell-raiser, I'm a father, a loving father. I'm a semi-good husband...I'm pretty much a tyrant-titan.

I've never wanted to be anything but a gymnast. Maybe it is dangerous-but when you start thinking about danger, you might as well give up.

Sunshine, it’s the Celt wanting a little reassurance that I haven’t eaten you or anything. (Vane)