As far as we know, as a species, the only reason we were put on this planet is to help continue life.

Let's all try to conserve water. But it's OK to shower.

I usually like to keep to myself, but others can tell if I'm upset because I'm keeping to myself.

I like to remember what I have to be thankful for. When it gets bad, I usually list them out loud to my wife and myself. Helps me maintain a balanced perspective.

Don't take things for granted.

Keep spreading the love, world. But don't get greedy and overpopulate the planet.

Love is my family and friends. That close-knit circle that sticks by you through the years and through it all.

Try to keep an open mind.

The gospels, never meant to report, butrather to convince, are in no sense objective and dispassionate biographies. They are glowing accounts meant to persuade people of the writers’ convictions.

Your education is one of the greatest treasures you can ever acquire and something no one can ever take away from you.

The money footballers earn today is incredulous

In coming to understand anything we are rejecting the facts as they are for us in favour of the facts as they are.

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

The experience taught me that the essence of a Cambridge education centers on two questions: What does it mean? How do you know?

Better than the rest of us, they [the Jews] sensed what was ahead for their people.

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.

My father is a university professor so when the schools needed a little kid for their productions I was often the kid they used. The first time I was ever on stage was about 2nd grade.