As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.

Wisdom is the oneness of mind that guides and permeates all things.

She was happy, she knew she was happy, and knew she ought to be happy.

You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense.

There's no way to learn how to write a hit song. There's no formula for it. You just have to have it inside of you.

God gives the world enough of what it needs. All He asks is that we distribute what He gives.

Whenever you can, count.

I used to find great difficulty in drawing feet.

In its 400 years of existence, storytellers never evolved the book as a storytelling device.

I need to show the world that my final goal is to perform huge concerts like Madonna.

May my haters live very long to see my continued success and make their lives miserable.