As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.

There have been many Presidents of the United States and the roll will be indefinitely extended. We have had a number of brilliant soldiers, but only one great general.

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read

Don't let it be forgot That once there was a spot -For one brief shining moment That was known as Camelot.

The sublimity of wisdom is to do those things living, which are to be desired when dying.

The truth about injustice always sounds outrageous.

We can be civil. We can still be friends, and be Democrats and Republicans, and have different views.

Just as a mountain of snow is nothing but water, so also the whole universe is nothing but bliss.

[To the patronizing train conductor who had twice said, 'Auntie, give me your ticket':] Which of my sister's sons are you?

Total surveillance is increasingly the general condition of society as a whole.

I love Alexander Wang!

Peregrine Wickwrackscar was flying. A pilgrim with legends that went back almost a thousand years-and not one of them could come near to this!