As for wrinkles--Pshaw! Why shouldn't we have wrinkles? Honorable insignia of long service in this warfare.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The people around you are the instruments that God will use to help you

Living life without hardships is simply not living at all.

It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others.

Those who have happy homes seldom turn out badly.

Integrity means you do what you do because it is right and not just fashionable or politically correct.

Dynamism is a function of change.

Laws are the very bulkwarks of liberty; they define every man's rights, and defend the individual liberties of all men.

She'll sting you one day, Oh, ever so gently, so you hardly ever feel it. 'til you fall dead.

That someone can want something out of another person who gives absolutely nothing in return astounds me.

No matter how great a writer, artist, or entrepreneur, he is a mortal, he is fallible. He is not proof against Resistance. He will drop the ball; he will crash. That’s why they call it rewriting.