As hideous and dumb as it sounds, I wouldn't be at all surprised by an invasion of Iraq on September II. I'll take a long shot bet on that.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Do not fear to live thy sacred life.

Shift yourself away from the slippery ground of bad attitudes and you’ll not drift off!

​The human brain creates everything that you are.

Even when I press against him his presence is too far away.

I had a ninth grade teacher who told me I was much smarter and much better than I was allowing myself to be.

A lot can change in the editing room.

The Tort Tax adds to the cost of everything we buy because businesses and manufacturers have to cover themselves and their employees - just in case they get sued by a greedy personal injury lawyer.

We cannot eradicate violence if we do not build strong, inclusive communities.

Politics is about a lot more than winning and losing. I think politics at its best is about compromise, shades of grey and about issues.

A man spends his whole life trying to prove his worth to others. A woman spends her life trying to prove her worth to herself.