As important as it is to change the light bulbs, its more important to change the laws

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

You are not just for the right or left, but for what is right over the wrong.

I'm easy to get along with, and intolerant.

Hillary Clinton is taken in massive amounts of money from foreign countries and other things.

At first I was almost about to despair, I thought I never could bear it — but I did I bear it. The question remains: how?

Actually, I'm going to nerd out on you, so prepare.

All occasions invite His mercies, and all times are His seasons.

I'm a conductor of revivals. The only minister in the whole package. Little Richard, the evangelist.

From shadow queen to puppet queen in one rule. That's very impressive. When he rules your country and he tells you he loves you, I hope you believe him. At least that's one lie I didn't tell you.

Pardon me for finding the glass half full.

When your art fails, make better art.