As is gloriously sung in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "H.M.S. Pinafore," in the words of W. S. Gilbert: "Things are seldom as they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream."

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

A true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

Don't belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself.

The essence of adversity is to show us the real brave people who can withstand it.

Never let a day be your control factor

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

...which, of course, is how I developed my love for both Kabuki theater and marshmallow Peeps.

Some flowers give out little or no odour until crushed.

Fashion starts with fashionable people.

Angel away yeah strange in a way Maybe that is why I chase strangers away

I hit every day. I love to hit.

Ships at a distance have every man's wish on board.