As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

We fool ourselves so much we could do it for a living.

My sense of misadventure took over and I began looking at my problems as challenges.

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.

This may surprise you, but there were a large number of valuable buys during the Depression.

Doctrine does matter. But one must ever be reminded that to be right on doctrine does not mean one is right with the Lord.

I hate that whole Tarantino thing about beating up women and killing them and chopping up. Just because you have the mind of a 12 year old.

We must empty purgatory with our prayers.

...you have no idea how mentally handicapped I could be if push comes to shove.

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

I only take a half share in the civil war; I am willing to die, I am not willing to kill.