As long as I'm not taking a penalty we will be OK. But if it's like two years ago I will need a doctor.

The difference between players is not always the quality but their mentality.

If Chelsea are naive and pure then I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

You must wait until the end, and at the end of the season you can say it was a good or a bad season.

Before, I said that they were maybe the best supporters in England. Now maybe they are the best supporters in Europe.

Some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

The champions are the team with the most points...if United have more points, it means they have more points, that's all. Nothing else.

As always I am focused on training and coaching my team.

You cannot control the market, you cannot control the players, you cannot control the clubs. You can try - but we have done our best.

We don't have any problems, apart from the problems we have.

You must write, and read, as if your life depended on it.

Courage, self-reliance and decisiveness are the main traits that define a man.

It was just a kiss and it was nearly too much and it still wasn't enough, and it was just beautiful.

World's biggest Miracle OR Magic is Zero.

I am afraid of death. I believe nothing, and therefore like many who believe nothing I must make something, and that something is the meaning which I give my life.

If you took acting away from me, I'd stop breathing.

I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."

It is a strange thing to read a letter after the writer is dead - a bitter-sweet thing, in which pain and comfort are strangely mingled.

It is inappropriate for the Bush administration to trump up a case in which we are ballyhooed into war.

The world was made before English language, and seemingly upon a different design.