As long as Simon didn’t think about the past, the past couldn’t hurt him. But, increasingly, he couldn’t help himself.There was too much pleasure in the pain.

What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie?

If you would civilize a man begin with his grandmother.

Money maketh man a tory, don't fire that assumption at me, I like toast as much as anyone but not for breakfast, dinner and tea

It was shocking to see Nirvana play, because it was like, "Here's this little guy with a monster-guitar sound." And it was heavier than Black Sabbath. That was shocking.

I won't be making any friends in the corporate suites.

It is all about rehab. Most doctors can make you 100 percent well physically. I would tell you that it is 25 percent about the surgery and 75 percent about the rehab.

A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

I don't have any doubt that there's going to be a Democrat effort to impeach Trump.

I always feel freelance writers are leading a heroic life. I think that is the real writer's life. On the other hand, it's good to have another job. It gives you something to do.