As long as the postponement lasts he will be in a false position. He will be silent when he ought to speak and laugh when he ought to be silent.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Actions are most important in life: act with love, kindness, understanding, and compassion toward others that they may bear witness to your belief(s).

Your head can't do a relationship and my heart can't.

Custom that unwritten law By which the people keep even kings in awe.

The more liberty you give away the more you will have.

... one cannot be happy in exile or in oblivion. One cannot always be a stranger. I want to return to my homeland, make all my loved ones happy. I see no further than this.

Love is hope when reason despairs.

And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl Brimming over with quivering curds!

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.

It takes a lot of un-spectacular preparation, to get spectacular results