As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.-Captain Tagon

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.

They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.

You can read her mind only if she lets you. She will let you only if she loves you.

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.

The only way to prevent your problem from jubilating over you is to confront them head to head with the singular hope that they will be defeated!

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.

By all means read the Puritans, they are worth more than all the modern stuff put together.

I take a slow sip of lukewarm coffee, reopen the book, and read the words scribbled in red ink near the top: Everyone needs an olly-olly-oxen-free.

War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on.

Jesus is the only Lord who, if you receive him, will fulfill you completely, and, if you fail him, will forgive you eternally.