As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Everything is still everything.The Poem Remains.

The truth of the matter is that the whole world has already been turned upside down by the work of Jesus Christ

I am excited to have a black president because white supremacy is real and it needs to be shattered.

The Sphinx-riddle. Solve it, or be torn to bits, is the decree.

I’m losing my taste for everything, including even my taste for finding everything tasteless.

Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!

Life in freedom is not easy, and democracy is not perfect.

We usually understand freedom as meaning that there are many choices - but does having more choices, or believing we do, actually make us more free?

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

All I ever wanted was to sing to God. He gave me that longing and then made me mute.