As long as you are proud, you cannot know God.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.

Library stacks from this perspective are not a repository

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

We breathe love as we breathe air; we hold it in ourselves as we hold our thoughts. Nothing more exists for us.

Honestly, I can't understand English poetry. Because I am not an English speaker, when I read it I never know how to read it in the right rhythm.

I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be with my wife and kids. I don't even think I'd want to go out to dinner.

I want to say that the way in which we understand gender actually changes the way we live gender.

I think daily deals are a good idea. Any ad people view as content is a good ad, and that's true for daily-deal ads too.

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

A good tactic is one that your people enjoy.