As man now is, God once was; as God is now man may be.

Be better today than you were yesterday, and be better tomorrow than you are today.

The time has now come for every Latter-day Saint ... to do the will of the Lord and to pay his tithing in full. That is the word of the Lord to you.

Make others happy, and you will be happy yourself.

It is our duty to try to be perfect, … to improve each day, and look upon our course last week and do things better this week; do things better today than we did them yesterday

If a person wants to enjoy the Spirit of the Lord...always cultivate a spirit of gratitude. It is the duty of every Latter-day Saint to cultivate a spirit of gratitude.

Every man and woman who serves the Lord, no matter how faithful they may be, have their dark hours; but if they have lived faithfully, light will burst upon them and relief will be furnished.

The law of tithing is one of the most important ever revealed to man. . . . Through obeying this law the blessings of prosperity and success will be given to the Saints.

We trace the hand of the Almighty in framing the Constitution of our land

We thank thee for this opportunity to show our love for these heroes who have accomplished such wonders for the beloved United States, which was founded by noble and inspired men.

I am here wrongfully convicted and wrongfully sentenced.

I prefer the pen. There is something elemental about the glide and flow of nib and ink on paper.

You must not only exist in the world, live life.

Greatness comes with patience.

It is not easy but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes the better.

One of the by-products of being a perfectionist and constantly trying to improve myself are sobering feelings of low-grade anxiety and a nagging sense of inadequacy This anxiety keeps me humble.

He pushed away from her and raised his arm, forcing his stump into her face. "A Hand without a hand? A bad jape, sister. Don't ask me to rule.

Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial.

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.