As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder

I was a man before I was a king, and no true man walks away when a friend needs him.

In the basement, with Ruth, I began to learn that anger, hate, fear and loneliness are all one button awaiting the touch of just a single finger to set them blazing toward destruction.

Heart stop aching, mind stop thinking.

Everyone, when they are young, knows what their destiny is. At that point in their lives, everything is clear and everything is possible.

After you have wept and grieved for your physical losses, cherish the functions and the life you have left.

You know, if you're lucky enough to have two smash hit shows, the traffic of the world goes through your dressing room.

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

The Internet has brought democracy to so many other things. It's about time the Internet brought democracy to democracy.

They [leftists] are outraged when people are not cranky and not miserable. They want everybody to be, if they are. It isn't fair that some people should be enjoying life when other people don't.