As much as I'd like to be listening to other things, I can't do that until I get all of this sort of put to bed.

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.

I know that I could make this world peaceful and calm, if I only could get my hands on a hydrogen bomb.

Love between the ugly, is the most beautiful love of all

People who have memorized your songs-how can you not love them?

There must be a God because he made me.

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.

Look upon yourself only with compassion.

If you will, then you will, for nothing can withstand your will. As your faith is, so you are, where your mind is there you are.

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six.

To be an artist, you're basically a crazy person. You're extremely narcissistic and emotionally expressive. The idea that the world needs to listen to you is an insane thought.

Christianity = me moving out, God moving in.

The Middle Ages burned its heretics and the modern age threatens them with atom bombs.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

. . . Americans are the best entertained and quite likely the least well-informed people in the Western world.

It's weird, because usually if you're British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America.

Whenever you see me somewhere succeeding in one area of my life, that almost certainly means I am failing in another area of my life.

Every season hath its pleasure; Spring may boast her flowery prime, Yet the vineyard's ruby treasuries Brighten Autumn's sob'rer time.