As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

The essays are very solipsistic and self-absorbed, I'm totally conscious of that. To me, book writing is fun, and I basically just write about things that are entertaining to myself.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.

People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.' People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

He sat watching what went forward with the quiet outward glance of healthy old age.

If rhetoric study was the military, grammar teachers would be the drill sergeants.

If a boy, if a man, asks you if you're all right and you say yes, he'll always believe you and get on with what he wants to do. It's just the way they're made.

I don't regret either of my marriages - not for a minute.

How wonderful it is that no one has to wait, but can start right now to gradually change the world!

Nothing reveals more about the inner life of a people than their arts.

I love all the shows that encourage people to love, appreciate and help animals. There are more programs about animals than ever, and that pleases me.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

What surprises me about humanity is that in the end such a narrow range of plights defines our moral lives.

Who will adhere to him that abandons himself?