As one judge said to another judge: be just. And if you can’t be just, be arbitrary

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

There is a reason they call God a presence - because God is right here, right now. In the present is the only place to find Him, and now is the only time.

Your world is just as empty as your heart!

More and more these days, I'm realizing that I might be crazy, but I'm loved too. I don't think I ever really knew that before, but I do now.

I drank through the buzz of befuddlement into perfect clarity and out again into the blissful confusion of true intoxication.

The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn't just common to me; it's anybody who's funny.

To be honest I inherited a mess. It's a mess. At home and abroad, a mess.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

Money is not the root of all kinds of evil. The love of money is. It’s also the root of a lot of bad art.

But few have spoken of the actual pleasure derived from giving to someone, from creating something, from finishing a task, form offering unexpected help almost invisibly and anonymously.

I will dream today; for I must unscrew my head somehow.