As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

I understand America.

And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan.

If money does not make you happy, give it back

I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching Scooby Doo.

In my view a jazz musician is a great musician

A prayer in its simplest definition is merely a wish turned Godward.

When it comes to training I do that through teaching.

We are not a civilized country if we can read in a newspaper what a lady tells her boyfriend or husband.

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