As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Defining moment in new telepathist's life, moment when intuitive individual learns most of society isn't telepathic, doesn't see auras, doesn't know what life on ethereal astral plane is like.

In my schoolboy reveries, we were always two fugitives riding on the spine of a book, eager to escape into worlds of fiction and secondhand dreams.

Nothing is more imminent than the impossible . . . what we must always foresee is the unforeseen.

Birthday is a glorious day.

The difference between the actor and the painter is that the actor would buy somebody a knish in order to have them watch him act.

Enterprises have customers! Ask them for feedback and you can compete with startups!

Leninism is Marxism of the era of imperialism and the proletarian revolution.

But this is pretty new for me, both songwriting and singing.

Art is the space between the viewer and the rectangle that hangs on the wall. Unless something of the person that created the work is there, there's nothing for the viewer to take away.

In Cuba, I didn't even have a bicycle.