As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

[I]t kind of terrified me to imagine myself spending the rest of my life tinkering on the margins of the small arguments.

The man who let the love of his life pass him by will end up alone with his regrets and all the sighs in the world won't soothe his soul.

Poetry is the only hopeEven if you do not believe it, you have to do it.

Hell would be to have to spend eternity in a Heaven with those who are sure they are going there.

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself.

Words are cold and formal things.

A Christian is free and independent in every respect, a bond servant to none. A Christian is a dutiful servant in every respect, owing a duty to everyone.

An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist.

If youd asked me after Band of Brothers what thing I wanted to do next, I certainly never would have imagined Southland.

The enjoyment of life is only possible if the world could get connected to the spirit... you become the spirit as Christ has said in simple words that you have to be born again.