As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

And as he sat upon the Mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, 'Tell us, when shall these things be? And what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?

When it comes to immigration, I think Americans expect that our immigration process is orderly and it is legal.

The older I get, the more I look like my favorite shoes.

The best place to defend is in the opposition penalty box.

Seize the day, whatever's in it to seize, before something comes along and seizes you.

Music revives the recollections it would appease.

Every artist has his or her struggle to work out in their work. The more powerful the struggle, the more persuasive the art.

You don't play for revenge, you play for respect & pride

If I've got the right songs, I can weave a spell over everyone.

Make it a goal to be somebody's hero.