As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.

In here I'm the guy who can get things for you... outside all you need is the Yellow Pages. I don't think I could make it.

If Christians always seemed to be the most intelligent and the most righteous of men, I'd be a skeptic.

What If Following Her HeartMeans Rose Could Lose Her Best Friend Forever?

If travelling was free, you won't see me again

It was the greatest, most intricate, most ingenious and most costly rescue mission in all of human history.

All I know to do is to light the candle that has been given to me.

The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become.

Think about the decade after Iraq, not just the day after.

I have a very eclectic group of fans. I have fans that love me for me and who have never even seen my adult work. They just like my music, or they just like me.