As the Weaver, so is the Thread

I will be so glad for you to hear not the sounds of gunfire but the sounds of church bells, and of people working in peace.

If the self-help books worked, it would be a shrinking industry not a growing one.

I don't give a crap if you're a Tangent or a really smart llama. You're my friend and that's all that matters

Know thyself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb.

[Hillary Clinton] and I are fine. Are we going to be besties for the rest of our lives? No.

It is an important part of our life’s experience to develop the strength, courage, and integrity to hold fast to truth and righteousness despite the buffeting we may experience.

As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behavior toward creatures, all men were Nazis.

Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

I don't like to think that I am a slave to technique, or so inept that I have to restrict myself to one method.