As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

It's not so easy... it's not possible.

The speed of communication, the speed of information transfer, the cheapness of communication, the ease of moving things around the world are a difference in kind as well as degree.

Anyone with an Internet service provider can be a pundit or whatever they want.

Everyone is aware that most of the built environment today lacks a natural order, an order which presents itself very strongly in places that were built centuries ago

I'm in a whole different part of show business. I'm not even part of Shakespeare in Love.

I offer you the possibilities of immortality, a pathway that leads beyond the known and the unknown, few follow it.

There is a realm where the rainbow never fades

Become totally empty Quiet the restlessness of the mind Only then will you witness everything unfolding from emptiness

First, we must do our own personal work, then we tend the necessary work of our family, then our community, then the world.

God can do nothing for me until I recognize the limits of what is humanly possible, allowing Him to do the impossible.