As to a media personality, well that just happened in large measure because people found me amusing, and I did lots and lots of T.V. news interview shows.

The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.

If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.

It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.

Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac.

Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement in real life grows.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... But not everyone must prove they are a citizen.

And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.

Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will.

Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son.

Nobody ever kills everybody anywhere, big man. Somebody always gets away.

I dabble in hip-hop, but my knowledge is so minimal, it's not even worth talking about.

In my teens, I was never part of the cool crowd.

I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

Prayer isn't where we change God, but He changes us. Instead of praying for OUR desires, let's pray He burden us with HIS.

Mystery such as is given of God is beyond the power of human penetration, yet not in opposition to it.

You are responsible for what you have done and the people whom you have influenced.

Success is not measured by bestseller lists. Certain types of great books sell very well; other types of great books don’t sell a lot. But they’re both great.

Through PETA, we rescue animals in roadside zoos and circuses. They are some of the most abused animals in the country.

I don't live the single life and never really did.