As usual I was working the graveyard shift—an irony I reveled in—at an emergency call center. What other shift would a vampire feel comfortable working?

That night, in the dark, dressed to kill, I lost my life—and became twenty forever.

Live to the point of tears.

The inner child never wants to hurt anyone your inner child always comes from a place of love.

The very earth that sustains us is being destroyed to fuel injustice. An economy that grants personhood to corporations but denies it to the more-than-human beings

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread.

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable.

With the rose the butterfly's deep in love, A thousand times hovering round; But round himself, all tender like gold, The sun's sweet ray is hovering found.

The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic, and interfere with other men's rights.

our rights come from our Creator and it is impossible to define America if you do not talk in public about where your rights come from.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio Sanz. We went over there to do some comedy shows with the U.S.O.