As we know the KGB is all over this election [2016].

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

What happens when a hundred thousand people memorize the same poem? Does anything change?

Life has sadness, joy, beauty, like poetry.So be passionate and write a great story.

You are where your energy is and you get something from where your energy goes!

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else

I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.

I actually pointed my wand and it blew up! The power! The power was just like Angry Birds, but big [as] life.

Whatever the self describes, describes the self.

He had been granted his life's wish-but conditionally.

Problems call forth our courage and our wisdom; indeed, they create our courage and wisdom.

Writers like to write, and writing in different forms - short, long, bite-sized, done on the fly, done with painstaking attention - all interest me.