As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on.

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive.

The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

God's going to work everything out and use you in ways you can't even imagine.

There is no way of learning of God except through the adventure of our own heart.

I've got to make it to heaven; for going through hell.

I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.

If you look at all forms of collectivism, be it communism or fascism, people are reduced to animals.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

If the human body is balanced in ph and nutrients it is not susceptible to disease.

I will steal your dreams tonight. Dark